Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Quitting Fantasies

Me: Declaring to BF that I'm leaving and him not being able to change my mind.

Chocolatini: Being the ONLY one in charge of a major, politically important conference and quit a couple of days before the event.

Einosk: Going up to the Big Boss, handing him a pile of cash (a month's salary), and saying, "Here's your money. Go to hell."

Umbad: Just not showing up at the office one day.

Raymond: Leaving his resignation letter on the boss's desk the day he leaves for the summer and people only noticing a couple of months later (meanwhile, his salary keeps coming into his bank account).

Supernonsense: Getting into a fight and then getting called into BF's office. BF tells her, "you can't do that if you want to work here" and she's like "well i don't WANT to work here" (she then takes resignation letter out of cleavage and flings it at him)


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